Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Crazy Laws ~~ Arkansas


Throughout history there have been laws passed and laws removed from the books. Depending on what era you grew up in, I'm sure all the laws made sense at that time. As time has progressed, some of the laws that could be deemed crazy, weird, or just plain stupid have managed to slip through the filter and remain intact. 

These are a few of the crazy laws that are still on books in these here United States of America, Arkansas. 


1.  It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly.  It should be pronounced in three (3) syllables, with final “s” silent, the “a” in each syllable with the Italian sound, and the accent on the first and last syllables. The pronunciation with the accent on the second syllable with the sound of “a” in “man” and the sounding of the terminal “s” is an innovation to be discouraged. (Ar-kan-saw)

2.  Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

3.  In Fayetteville, It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.

4.  Oral sex is considered to be sodomy. Well, isn't that interesting. 

5.  In Little Rock, It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

6.  A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

7.  Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

8.  A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

9.  It is illegal to sing in a public place while wearing a swimsuit.

10.  A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.


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