These are a few of the crazy laws that are still on books in these here United States of America, Arizona.
1. In Tucson, Arizona, Women may not wear pants.
2. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
3. Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
4. When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
5. In Globe, Arizona, Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
6. In Hayden, Arizona, if you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined. Please stop teaching your daughters to kiss the frog for a prince. It has become an epidemic, evidently.
7. Hunting camels is prohibited.
8. No more than six girls may live in a house. So I guess a move to Arizona by the Duggar family is out of the question.
9. A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. Clean criminals are their number one priority. If I steal money, do I have to spend it all?
10. It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. I bet this messes up the Miss America contestants.
11. And lastly we will end this crazy list with the strangest law, You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
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